QH3 Run 831 The Woodlark Inn, Lambley

RUN #831
Date: Sunday 4th May 2014
Location: The Woodlark Inn, Lambley (NG4 4QB)
Hares: Free Willy and Sam
Weather: Sunny 
Pack size: 14

The trail ended with a memorable 250 m
wade down Lambley Mumble

Lambley has been the location of some excellent QH3 hash trails and today was no exception. The pack was made up to a reasonable size with returning visitors No Idea, Misled and How Long? travelling up from down south. Virgin hares Free Willy and Sam (no hash name yet!) set an exemplary hash trail with a memorable wade down Lambley Dumble. Brilliant weather again and an RA who turns up for hashes (if not banned from the pub).
Butt Plug led the circle with new Curate Captain Oates receiving on-the-job training and advice. First down-down (DD) went to Skids for dictating who should be checking what trails at the second check. Goblin had headgear that no longer fitted at the end of the run, the only conclusion being her head had shrunk. Durex was done for RA abuse. On a busy road he suggested the RA go in front as he was more expendable than hash cash. It was a very interesting running order on the road, GM followed by RA, Hash Cash, Curate and Beer Mistress. Only the latter nearly got hit by a van, must be that she was equivalent to a wide load. We must make a rule about running protocol on busy roads - it would be tragic if the entire mismanagement committee was eliminated in a single RTA. Malteaser was punished for persistent FRBing (is the rest of the hash really getting so slow?). Finally, Free Willy and Sam were thanked for an excellent first trail as QH3 hares. They've set the bar very high.
That was my view of the day's proceedings, ON ON...Durex

Trail as done by B*gger