QH3 Run 879. The Stumble Inn, Long Eaton

QH3 RUN #879
Date: Sunday 6th September 2015 (11:00)
Location: The Stumble Inn, Long Eaton (NG10 1JF)
Hares: Too Tuf and Chicki
Weather: Lovely sunny day
Pack size: 12



The RA (Chicki) was one of the hares today so we would expect nothing less than a lovely dry sunny day, and so it was.

Hashing two days in a row is not enough for Diarrhoea, he came to Long Eaton by bike, a Brompton folding bike, which he folded and put in Wallington's car boot in slightly more time than it takes Too Tuf to down 3 pints of beer. In a similar vein, Butcher's Dog and Lincolnshire Sausage took time off from beating themselves up on their bikes all week, as demonstrated by all the bruises and sore ribs, to do a more leisurely hash trail. Even Shagulater and Miss Take Me Now had a Sunday free from flying and became a hash statistic for the first time this year.
This was predominantly an urban hash though use of parkland and canals meant we did get away from the roads of Long Eaton. With the walk from the On Inn to the nearest car park, this trail was a prefect 5 miles long.
In the circle the RA showed that time travelling on the bus to work is not wasted, she obviously uses this time to write Down Down songs. We had two welcome back DDs - Shagulater (the black Milk Tray man) and Miss Take Me Now who does a very good impression of a teapot when doing a DD. There were also DDs for Horse's Arse who let everyone know he was stiff and Diarrhoea for football pitch invasion. Several (B*gger and Sausage) were punished for hare/RA abuse, something easily done when Chicki fulfils both roles. Durex was rewarded for finding Shagulater's towel on the way from the car park. 
Finally the hares were thanked for a good trail having stepped in to hare at short notice.

The hareline until the end of the year offers plenty of opportunities for wannabe hares - get your trail booked now!
...On On...Durex

Trail as done by the Durex