QH3 Run 828, White Lion, Rempstone

RUN #828
Date: Sunday 6th April 2014
Location: White Lion, Rempstone
Hares: Too Tuf and Chicki
Weather: Dry and mild
Pack size: 13 

A text message was received from the hares that the flour trail was indeed very fresh and the hares were unlikely to be back before our 11:00 am start. I started walking at the back of the pack with Smutley, though alarmingly when I started to jog, the first for about month, it wasn't much faster than 

GM elect waiting at the bar

Smutley's walking pace. A well-laid trail meant we kept up with the pack with false trails doing their job. There was a notably long period of checking when we hit the Hoton road. I decided which would be the quickest way back and headed in that direction. This was along a trail previously poorly checked by Malteaser and it turned out to be the correct way.
From this point I declined the encouragement of Wallington to shortcut and completed all the trail with the exception of the tunnel under the road. That would have been the final straw for my poorly back.
Today was the committee elections, well basically the outgoing GM tells us all who the new mismanagement committee is. Normally there's no campaigning, a protocol blatantly disregarded by Captain Oates who was actively petitioning NOT the be the next Beer Master. When asked to get four pints for the DDs he turned up with one beer, one cider, a pint of Coke, cold tea and some crisps, and didn't know how much they cost. I thought he needed at least another year's training.

Bugger once again stood in for our never present RA. Hot Air (prickled bottom) and Smutley (inappropriate hashing attire) got the cider; Goblin got the cold tea in a new hashing shoe and Malteaser choose the beer for her premature rejection of the correct trail. Wallington got the crisps mixed with a little Coke for managing to lip-read from Bugger's behind. That just left the rest of the Coke to be shared by the hares congratulated for a good run and original trail.

Outgoing Grand Master Chicki announced the new mismanagement committee:

Grand Master: Bugger
Religious Advisor: Butt Plug
Cash and Stats: Durex
Curate: Captain Oates
Web Master: Chicki
Hare Razor: Too Tuf
Music: IP and Sweat Pea
Flash: Diarrhoea
Beer Master: Malteaser
Horn: Barritone
Minor Part: Hot Air

That's the way it was,
DUREX

Trail as done slowly by Durex